Ah, winter. The season of shivering, soggy socks, and chasing discs that vanish into snowbanks like they’re auditioning for a magic show. For most disc golfers, it’s a time to complain about how cold, dark, and damp it is instead of actually playing. You know, because nothing says “fun” like drying your disc after every throw only to watch it disappear into a snowdrift.
But hey, should you let Old Man Winter bench your game? Of course not. That would be way too logical. Instead, let’s talk about how to refocus your winter disc golf energy. Because quitting is for quitters, and you’re better than that… right?
The Captain Hindsight Moment: “I Would Have Won If Only…”
How many times have you finished a round muttering, “If I had just made those 20-foot putts, I would’ve…” Yep, good old hindsight—Captain Hindsight, if you will—swooping in to point out the obvious after the fact. Thanks for that groundbreaking analysis, Captain. Where were you when we were lining up those shots?
But here’s the thing: instead of wallowing in the woulda-coulda-shouldas, why not, I don’t know, actually get better at putting? Yes, that means doing something about it instead of replaying your failures in your head and telling your friends who really could care less.
Winter’s Secret Weapon: Indoor Putting Practice
Winter is the perfect time to up your putting game. Why? Because the alternative is freezing your fingers off or losing your favorite disc to an arctic abyss. You don’t need a fancy setup—just a basement, a garage, or a living room (if your spouse approves). Warm, dry, and zero chances of snow swallowing your putter. What’s not to love?
Oh, and pro tip: you can even multitask. Pop on a podcast, queue up an audiobook, or crank the music that drowns out your kids screaming, “Stop throwing discs in the house!” Whatever keeps you in the zone while “getting the reps.”
This Week Only: Putters and Practice Baskets on Sale
And now for the part you’ll regret skipping if you don’t take action: we’ve got practice baskets and putter packs on sale this week. That’s right—this is your chance to actually do something about those missed 20-footers instead of whining about them next season.
Putter packs? They’re like the Costco of discs—cheap, plentiful, and perfect for repetitive practice. And practice baskets? They’re your winter savior, letting you bring the course to your garage without having to wear three layers and thermal socks.
Don’t Be Captain Hindsight
Look, don’t wait until spring to say, “I should’ve practiced my putts during the winter. I could’ve been crushing it by now.” That’s Captain Hindsight talking, and you’re better than that. Invest in your game now, not later. Your future self will thank you when you’re casually sinking putts that used to give you nightmares.
So stop making excuses, start making putts, and take advantage of these deals before they melt away like snow in April. Because let’s be honest: you’ll kick yourself if you miss this sale. And we don’t need Captain Hindsight to tell you that.
There you go—a little tough love, a lot of sarcasm, and plenty of reasons to grab a basket and some putters right now. 🥏
Warning: If you decide to turn your living room into a putting practice zone, be sure to position the basket well away from windows, pictures, electronics, or any other valuables that might break. Safety first—your TV (and your spouse’s patience) will thank you!
