Ah yes, Memorial Day: the unofficial kickoff to summer, the grill is lit, the shorts are out, and the fairways are calling. It’s a day for sunshine, barbecues, and freedom. And for those of us who don’t work in retail or food service (bless those heroes too), it’s a rare Monday off. More importantly, it’s a time to reflect and honor those who gave everything to protect our rights, our land, and our liberty.
Now, in that same spirit of freedom, we at Discount Disc Golf are doing what America does best—celebrating with a SALE good from now through Memorial Day May 26th.
We’re talking 50% off MSRP on over 75 different disc molds. That’s half-price plastic. Because we believe those who fought for your freedom would want you to enjoy it… by saving big on disc golf gear this weekend.
So salute the troops, fire up the grill, and treat yourself to some new discs—because nothing says “I love this country” like bombing a drive down a freshly mowed fairway in perfect weather.
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George Washington’s Vision for Disc Golf
George Washington:
One day, my friend, America shall invent the frisbee. A flying disc—not for war, but for sport.
Nathanael Greene:
Like… a javelin, but less deadly?
George Washington:
No, no. We throw it into a basket of chains. Outdoors. For points. It’s called disc golf. The person with the least points wins.
Nathanael Greene:
Hmm. Least points wins? Surely a European game?
George Washington:
Absolutely not. Born on this soil.
The Frisbee itself will be invented here in America.
The first course will be built in California… technically not our soil yet, but we’ll sort that out with Mexico in another half century.
Nathanael Greene:
Very American already. Do we use proper American measurements?
George Washington:
Naturally. We measure all hole distances in feet—
…Except for the putting circle, which is in meters.
Nathanael Greene:
Meters?
George Washington:
Indeed. And the discs are weighed in grams.
Nathanael Greene:
But we use pounds.
George Washington:
We do. Except when we don’t.
Nathanael Greene:
This is madness. Tell me there’s more.
George Washington:
There is.
The Two Meter Rule.
Nathanael Greene:
Go on.
George Washington:
This will be an optional rule, decided by the descretion of the tournament director.
If your disc lands in a tree above two meters—penalty. Below two meters—no penalty.
If it falls out—no penalty.
If wind blows it out—no penalty.
If it gets stuck on tree sap above two meters—penalty.
Nathanael Greene:
And how shall one know if it’s two meters high when we use feet?
George Washington:
Ah yes. Players may carry two yardsticks.
Nathanael Greene:
Is a yard the same as a meter?
George Washington:
It is not.
Nathanael Greene:
And where would one even acquire such a stick?
George Washington:
I believe Walmart. Possibly Amazon.
(A modern American voice chimes in):
“So… am I penalized or not?”
Washington:
Nobody Knows
George Washington:
But no matter how unclear the rules are, one truth shall remain eternal:
Discount Disc Golf will sell the cheapest discs in the land.
Even if you measure the price in Kronos.
Land of the free. Home of the cheap discs.
