Okay, listen closely.
We probably shouldn’t even be telling you this. Seriously, if the boss finds out we spilled the beans, we’re probably going to be reassigned to stuffing bubble mailers until the end of time. But… you’re here, you’re one of us, and you deserve to know.
You already know Discount Disc Golf is basically the cheapest place on the internet to score discs. And if you don’t know that already, we’re doing direct pricing comparisons with every major disc golf retailer that sells online in this “Cheaper Than” series.
We’re like that friend who always hooks you up with a killer deal and never asks for gas money. But what if we told you there’s a secret way to get discs EVEN CHEAPER? Like, “cheaper than a thrift store DVD bin” cheap.
Welcome to the underground world of Discount Disc Golf Live Whatnot Auctions.
Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s awesome. And yes, it’s kind of like that secret menu at your favorite burger joint that only cool people know about. Here’s the deal:
How It Works
We take some of our discs, toss them into the gladiator pit of the internet (aka Whatnot), and let you battle it out. It’s an auction, so prices depend on who’s willing to outbid whom. And here’s the kicker—bidding starts at just $1. That’s right. One. Dollar. That’s less than a cup of gas station coffee or that weird off-brand energy drink you tried once and regretted immediately.
The Catch (Because There’s Always a Catch)
Not every disc sells for less than the website price. Sometimes people get excited (or maybe just competitive) and bid prices up. Sometimes the final price is just a few bucks cheaper than our already rock-bottom website price. And sometimes, just sometimes, someone sneaks away with a disc for so cheap it’s borderline criminal. Like, we-should-probably-call-the-authorities cheap. But we’re not mad. We’re just impressed.
Why Join?
- The Thrill: It’s like gambling, but instead of losing your house, you might lose to someone named “DiscJunkie420” over a disc you forgot you even wanted.
- The Deals: If you’re sharp, you could walk away with absolute steals.
- The Fun: It’s interactive. It’s hilarious. And it’s a chance to hang out with the coolest disc golf community around.
How to Get In On It
- Download the Whatnot app (it’s free, and we promise it’s not a scam).
- Follow Discount Disc Golf. Actually, join using this link so you get $15 credit.
- Join our live auctions and start bidding.
- Snag some sweet discs and brag to your friends.
But hey, if you’re not into adrenaline-pumping auction action, that’s cool. You can always buy from our website. We won’t judge (okay, we might judge a little).
But if you’re ready to risk it for the biscuit, hit up our Whatnot auctions.
And remember: if anyone asks, you didn’t hear it from us. (Seriously, don’t tell the boss.)
See you at the auction. And may the cheapest bid win.
