Estonia.
Yeah, we know. You’re not exactly booking your next vacation there. But if you’re into disc golf (and we’re going to assume you are, because… well…you’re here), then maybe it’s time you did a little homework on this icy disc golf paradise across the Baltic Sea. Estonia has one of the highest numbers of disc golf courses per capita on planet Earth, and they produced Kristin Tattar, aka the best female disc golfer in the world. So yeah—Estonia knows a thing or two about hucking plastic.
And guess what else is Estonian?
Disctroyer Discs — a line of uniquely colored, UV-printed bird themed flying saucers that you absolutely need to try this week, because we’re tossing them at you 30% off as our Brand of the Week.
What Are Disctroyer Discs?
Disctroyer is the first disc golf company born out of Estonia, and no, that’s not a made-up place from Game of Thrones. Their first PDGA-approved disc, the Starling, launched in 2019, and since then they’ve released five molds—with more in the works. Their discs are stamped (okay, printed) with target-like designs and are color-coded like a disc golf rainbow so new players can more easily know which disc they are supposed to throw off the tee.
Here’s the cheat sheet:
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⚪ White = Distance Driver
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🟡 Yellow = Fairway/Control Driver
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🔴 Red = Mid-Range
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🔵 Blue = Putter
If you’re someone who throws discs based on vibe and color alone (don’t worry, you’re not alone), Disctroyer’s got your back.
On top of the color-coded plastic, Disctroyer throws in a few handy symbols so you don’t have to guess what your disc is about to do mid-flight. A star means overstable—it’s gonna fade left like a politically active celebrity. A circle means straight and trustworthy (rare in this sport). And a plus sign would mean flippy, but none of the current Disctroyer Discs have that… probably because Estonians don’t believe in turning right.
Plastics So Simple, Even We Get It
Disctroyer Discs come in two plastic types—A and B. We know, not exactly thrilling acronyms. It’s like they named them while alphabetizing soup cans. But they feel great. These are high-quality TPU blends with a feel similar to Innova Star plastic—grippy, durable, and perfect for ripping drives or parking putts.
You can choose between Soft, Medium, and someday maybe Hard (assuming they find a lab willing to synthesize that). But for now, you’re stuck being cozy and grippy, which is better than blistery and brittle.
UV-Printed Style Points
Unlike your typical hot-stamped discs, Disctroyer uses UV printing, which means their discs come out of the printer looking like tiny art exhibits. The designs are full-color, clean, and fun. You won’t want to lose one in the woods… but if you do, at least it went down in style.
The Disctroyer Disc Lineup
Let’s break down the Disctroyer Discs so you don’t accidentally throw a Woodpecker when you need a Nightjar:
Distance Drivers:
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Starling – 12.9 / 5 / -2 / 2
(Flies far. Like, really far. For max power arms and field flexing.) -
Nightjar – 10 / 4.9 / -0.5 / 2.5
(Stable and trustworthy—like that one friend who doesn’t skip your birthday.)
Fairway Driver:
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Stork – 8 / 5 / 0 / 1.1
(Dead straight and pretty. A fairway’s best friend.)
Mid-Range:
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Skylark – 5 / 4 / 0 / 2
(The disc you throw when you actually want to hit the line you intended.)
Putters:
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Sparrow – 3 / 3 / 0 / 2
(Point-and-shoot. Great for players who want their putts to feel… right.) -
Woodpecker – 4 / 3 / 0 / 3
(A beefy putter with a touch of sass. Likes to hyzer.)
Why You Should Buy Disctroyer Discs Right Now
Now let’s get real: Disctroyer Discs aren’t your typical clearance rack bin-dwellers. These are imports. Fancy. European. The kind of discs that whisper, “Yes, I do taste the oak notes in this latte.”
But this week only, you can feel worldly and sophisticated without paying full price—because we’ve got all Disctroyer Discs at 30% off. That’s as cheap as you’ll find ‘em without flying to Estonia, which would cost you a heck of a lot more than shipping.
So go ahead. Pick up a Disctroyer Disc or five. Your bag deserves a little Baltic brilliance.
