Ah, Daylight Savings Time—that magical moment when we collectively decide to trick our brains, move the clock hands forward, and pretend we’re getting an “extra hour” of daylight. Spoiler alert: we’re not. The sun doesn’t care what time your Apple Watch says. It’s just humans doing what we do best: inventing systems to make life more confusing.
Let’s be real. Daylight Savings is the equivalent of cutting off the top of your blanket and sewing it to the bottom to make it longer. It’s like telling yourself that starting work an hour earlier is totally different if you just rename the hour. But here’s the kicker—we’re totally here for it. Why? Because it means more time for evening disc golf, more lost discs, and, well, more disc sales for us.
That’s right, folks. You think Daylight Savings is about “making better use of daylight hours”? Ha! It’s actually a giant, nation-wide sales funnel for disc golf retailers. More sunlight after work means more rounds played. More rounds played mean more discs thrown into the eternal abyss of rivers, lakes, and thick, disc-hungry forests. And more lost discs? You guessed it—more sales for Discount Disc Golf. It’s a beautiful cycle of confusion, daylight, and consumerism.
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But don’t worry—we’re not just here to laugh maniacally as you trudge through waist-high brush looking for your favorite driver. We’re here to help. To celebrate this government-sanctioned ritual of clock manipulation, we’re giving you a chance to save 15% on your next order.
Just use the promo code DaylightSavings at checkout. Because if you’re going to lose discs (and you will), you might as well save some money replacing them. Or just buy a new disc to try for the new season.
So here’s to more evening rounds, more lost discs, and more excuses to browse our site at midnight telling yourself, “It’s totally worth it.” Because time is just an illusion, but new discs?
Those are forever.
Well, at least until you lose them.
Happy Daylight Savings! Now go lose some discs—we’ll be here for you.
