Dear Disc Golf Enthusiasts and Cheapskates Extraordinaire,
It’s here. The moment that’s more anticipated than the release of a new Simon Lizotte disc. The time when disc golfers unite to embrace the sweet, sweet sound of savings. Yes, I’m talking about Black Friday Doorbuster Deals—the most wonderful time of the year for your wallet (and maybe your spouse, because you’re not spending a fortune this time).
We’ve done the unthinkable. Our already ridiculously low-priced discs are now even lower. How low, you ask? So low we’re practically paying you to take these discs off our hands. Seriously, these deals are so insane, they’re giving the word “clearance” an existential crisis.
Why are you still reading this? No, seriously, why? Every second you spend here is a second someone else could be snatching up the disc of your dreams for 50% off. Don’t let FOMO haunt you—click the button below and start throwing your hard-earned dollars at discs priced like they’re going out of style (spoiler: they’re not).
So what are you waiting for? Go forth, shop, and revel in the glory of being a disc golf shopping genius. Your future self, armed with a bag full of epic Black Friday bargains, will thank you.
